I’ll be honest. I almost ruined the ride the first time I tried these. After an hour of waiting for something to really kick in, I made the rookie mistake of reaching for my H4CBH cart like an impatient gremlin. Big mistake. I was out like a light before I even got to enjoy the main event. But round two? Ohhh baby. Round two was a smooth, full-body bliss trip I’m still thinking about.

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What is CBPM Anyway?

La Fête Gummies by Delta Farms feature CBPM, a proprietary blend of CBNO, CBDO, and is similar to CRDH—all legal cannabinoids in Japan’s thriving altnoid scene. The blend promises a slow onset, long-lasting euphoria, and a relaxing body high that’s ideal for unwinding after a long day, which I can now confirm with my whole chest. It delivers.

My Experience (a Timeline of Good Choices)

6:50 PM – Took two gummies. Taste? *Chef’s kiss*. Fruity, a little sour, zero bitterness, no dry mouth aftertaste. Honestly, I’d eat the whole pack like candy if I weren’t scared of waking up in 2032.

7:30 PM – Took a shower and felt like I was in a fancy hot spring commercial. Every water droplet was love.

8:00 PM – Fully melted into my couch. Like, I became the couch. I wasn’t ready to call it a night, though, so I made myself get up.

8:10 PM – Went outside for fireworks. Everything looked and smelled amazing. Yes, smelled. Fireworks. What?

8:40 PM – Back on the couch. Tried to Google more about CBPM but got distracted by the patterns in my throw blanket.

8:45 PM–late – Vibing hard. I queued up some dreamy, ambient music and did a little meditation. From there, it was all smooth, floaty sailing until I drifted off to what might’ve been the best sleep I’ve had all summer.

Quick Read Scores

• Taste: ★★★★★
  
• Kick-in Speed: ★★☆☆☆ (Slow, but don’t let that fool you!)
  
• Head High: ★★★★☆
  
• Body High: ★★★★★
  
• Relaxation: ★★★★★
  
• Socialability: ★★☆☆☆ (Not for errands or parties—unless you’re the rug)
  
• Productivity: ☆☆☆☆☆ (Let’s not kid ourselves)
  
• Sleep Quality: ★★★★★
  

Overall Effect: Like being wrapped in a warm fruity cloud and gently rocked into oblivion — ★★★★★

Final Thoughts: Don’t Rush the Ride

These gummies are sneaky little dreamboats. The onset is slow…you might not feel much after 60 minutes, but wait it out. By hour two, you’re floating. It’s that perfect kind of edible high that you don’t have to think about too much. No paranoia, no pressure. Just pure, extended melt-mode.

⚠️ Pro tip: If you’re new to edibles or have medium tolerance, start with 1 or 1.5 gummies, max. If you’ve got the tolerance of a retired festival stoner and the night off? Go for the double dose. Want to have no concept of space or time, and wake up roughly sometime in 2032? Go ahead and eat the whole pack, but don’t say I didn’t warn you. And for the ¥5,800 price tag, it might be a waste to take something so awesome and pass out.

I’ll be keeping a stash of La Fête in my evening chill kit—right next to the incense, plush blanket, and lo-fi playlist.

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